The Dentist

A man and a woman met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decided to go to her place for a drink. A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands. The woman looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!"

Flabergasted, the guy responded, "Why yes. That's amazing; how did you determine that?"

The woman replied, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."

Well, one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more passionate...

After their passionate deed was done, the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!" The doctor was very surprised, and said 'Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist...

Wow! You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?' His lover retorted, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."

The Dial-in

The radio show was Queensland FM (QFM) The host was Jim.

The phone in competition was, give us an English word that's not in the Oxford dictionary and put the word in a sentence. The first prize was a fortnight for 2 in Los Angeles.

The show went as follows: (don't forget the Aussie accent)

JIM: "Hi this Jim at QFM what' your name and what's your word"

CALLER: "This is Bob from the Bush and my word is gaan, spelt g.a.a.n"

JIM: "Thanks Bob, my assistants are just checking and they are telling me that the word does not appear in the Oxford dictionary so for 2 weeks in LA please put your word into a sentence"

CALLER: "Gaan f**k yourself!!"

Jim immediately breaks the call and puts out the following message "Ladies and gents, this is a family show and we would appreciate that any future contestants refrain from using such language " 45 minutes, and many unsuccessful contestants later...

JIM: "Hi, this is Jim at QFM what's your name and what's your word?"

CALLER: "This is Steve from Perth and my word is smee, spelt s.m.e.e."

JIM: "Thanks Steve, we're just checking..and..yes, smee does not appear in the Oxford dictionary. Now, for 2 weeks in LA please put your word into a sentence"

CALLER: "Smee again, gaan f**k yourself!!"